Subject: Important words about retirement investing 

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. 

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49
left. 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00. 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and Recycle. 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan